derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via withfivesecondsleft)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via stop)

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

(via best-text-posts)

sourglow:

hckys:

pink-fox:

thedailycalifornian:

gravitysex:

Probably one of the best nights of my life

this is beautiful

Yay this looks like a beautiful night I’m so happy for u stranger

-

♛♛♛

mulanies:

fun date idea: let’s go to a hockey game and u can hold my shit while i scream profanities at my team

(Source: joombenn, via withfivesecondsleft)

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