a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever
- extremely ticklish
- runs away from feelings
- also problems
- bad communicator
- awkward and shy around people i like
- refuses to make plans ever
- sarcastic asshole
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.